Tiger finally talks

[Darren]

Today Tiger Woods spoke to the press with his wife Elin.

Here's the first photo since his "accident".

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[Neal Lewis]

He should be changing his name from Tiger to Cheetah.

[Phillip]

His wife beat him up and they faked the "accident".[:-paperba

[Stephen D. Gazo]

I think he is lucky to be alive.

My wife just reminded me the other day what she would do if I was in that situation...other than take my 60 million dollars

[Terence McCann]

Today Tiger Woods spoke to the press with his wife Elin.

Here's the first photo since his "accident".

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Thats a hoot Darren!

If he is at the buffet bar they must be serving up something special to be walking away from that. [:-party]

[gtblum]

I guess she hit him five times and said, "put me down for a four"

[Rocon]

Just a bit more humor at Tigers expense:

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up

some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She

said "I don't know exactly. but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a

hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball

400 yards.....

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They

went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide

between a wood and an iron