Dear Abby

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Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as

a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters,

who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling

marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are

prostitutes in Covington. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a

non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in

1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in

Campton, She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my

problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the

family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I

tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?