funny thing

[John Dirks Jr]

On the last job I did my ladder wasn't tall enough to reach the highest part of the roof. I grabbed my binocs and headed around back. It's a row of town homes, the back yard is shallow and backs up to woods. I walk back about 50' into the woods to get a good vantage point and begin zooming in on the roof.

Four teenagers on walking on a path nearby gather and stare at me. The next thing you know they are yelling out at me threatening to call the cops.

I laugh and say, "It's a home inspection and a cop is the one buying it. Don't bother calling because he's standing right around front".