chrisprickett Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Anybody know who this guy is? I got some spam from him today. http://www.americasfavoriteinspector.com/
Scottpat Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Originally posted by chrisprickett Anybody know who this guy is? I got some spam from him today. http://www.americasfavoriteinspector.com/ Never heard of him, but he also says he belongs to ASHI and he is not listed as a member.
AHI in AR Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Did you notice that he is selling "MPG caps" and "MPG Crumbs" to enhance the fuel economy of your car? Silly me, I should have thought of that!
ozofprev Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Is there a bandwagon he hasn't jumped? His websites (http://www.castrillohomeservice.com is another one) are deplorable - colors, grammar, spelling, scare tactics and meaningless certs. I don't know how the Castrillo name figures into things. Unfortunately, he is the perfect candidate for making a million$$$$. Maybe he's good. He's surely scary!
Les Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 His says he is Kaplan's lead instructor for the Tampa Area. Never heard of him.
Terence McCann Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Damn it - I was just going to claim the title of "Americas Favorite Inspector" on my web site. Looks like I'm just going to have to pull out all the stops and become - drum roll please - "Americas Most Favorite Inspector". I'd like to see him top that.
AHI in AR Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Originally posted by Terence McCann Damn it - I was just going to claim the title of Americas Favorite Inspector on my web site. Looks like I'm just going to have to pull out all the stops and become - drum roll please - Americas Most Favorite Inspector. I'd like to see him top that. Easy. Mostest Favorite-est trumps your name. Everyone knows that!
Scottpat Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by Les His says he is Kaplan's lead instructor for the Tampa Area. Never heard of him. He is listed as such.
davidlord Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 If i'm not mistaken this clown was a presenter at a FABI conf sometime last year down in Ft Lauderdale. Very arrogant and unprofessional. When challanged on several topics he became very defensive. Smoke and mirrors. He was on the schedule for the entire day. At the first break people started bailing and didn't return. I spent the day on South Beach.
hausdok Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Balderdash, Everyone knows that I'm America's favorite home inspector. Wanna know how I know? Just ask me, I'll tell you I am. What better reference is there than that? I really have to do something about this poser! I guess I gotta go get myself certified as America's favorite inspector and put an end to this. OT - OF!!! M.
Brian G Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 His website gave me a headache in less than 30 seconds...dammit. [:-headach Brian G. If the WWF Ever Needs an HI..... []
Terence McCann Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by hausdok I guess I gotta go get myself certified as America's favorite inspector and put an end to this. OT - OF!!! M. I heard Nick just started InterAFI to help those in need become certified. There's a small online test to take but I heard it's pretty easy.
Chad Fabry Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 4.Safety hazards, such as an exposed, live buss bar at the electric panel. Don't kill your deal over things that don't matter. It is inappropriate to demand that a seller address deferred maintenance, conditions already listed on the seller's disclosure, or nit-picky items. I'm officially embarrassed to be a home inspector.
Steven Hockstein Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by hausdok Balderdash, Everyone knows that I'm America's favorite home inspector. Wanna know how I know? Just ask me, I'll tell you I am. What better reference is there than that? I really have to do something about this poser! I guess I gotta go get myself certified as America's favorite inspector and put an end to this. OT - OF!!! M. I declare myself "Earth's Favorite Home Inspector", Certified by "ESHI".
Jerry Simon Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 'Member that restaurants-on-the-same-block sign thingy? First restaurant sign said "Best food in the city". Next said "Best food in the state". Next said "Best food in the country". Last said "Best food on the block". Guess where the patron line went out the door...
SonOfSwamp Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by Chad Fabry 4.Safety hazards, such as an exposed, live buss bar at the electric panel. Don't kill your deal over things that don't matter. It is inappropriate to demand that a seller address deferred maintenance, conditions already listed on the seller's disclosure, or nit-picky items. I'm officially embarrassed to be a home inspector. Welcome to my world. Maybe we could start a club. As my buddy Bill Loden said, half-jokingly: "Don't tell my mama I'm a home inspector. She thinks I'm the piano player in a whorehouse." WJid="blue">
Brian G Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 4.Safety hazards, such as an exposed, live buss bar at the electric panel. Don't kill your deal over things that don't matter. It is inappropriate to demand that a seller address deferred maintenance, conditions already listed on the seller's disclosure, or nit-picky items. Oh my, the official language of the realtor-friendly buckethead....Toadie. [:-yuck] Brian G. Trying to Keep My Breakfast Down [:-sick]
kurt Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 I vote for him as having the best waxed forehead in the business. Download Attachment: shiny forehead.jpg 12.02 KB
sepefrio Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 I now understand.... ...He is a veteran of the U.S. Air Force....
hausdok Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by Steven Hockstein Originally posted by hausdok Balderdash, Everyone knows that I'm America's favorite home inspector. Wanna know how I know? Just ask me, I'll tell you I am. What better reference is there than that? I really have to do something about this poser! I guess I gotta go get myself certified as America's favorite inspector and put an end to this. OT - OF!!! M. I declare myself "Earth's Favorite Home Inspector", Certified by "ESHI".Dang! Why didn't I think of that? There I go again; not thinking grand enough. I guess I'm doomed to mediocrity. ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!! Mike
ozofprev Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by sepefrio I now understand.... ...He is a veteran of the U.S. Air Force.... Not nice, Sep.
chrisprickett Posted January 29, 2008 Author Report Posted January 29, 2008 I guess the old axiom "Never let a little truth get in the way of a good marketing campaign" is still alive and well. Ever hear of LIFELOCK Identity theft protection? http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-05- ... vegas/full
hausdok Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by sepefrio I now understand.... ...He is a veteran of the U.S. Air Force.... Hey, hey, hey, don't be dissing the Air Force. There's nothing prettier to a ground pounder than a fighter/bomber headed toward the bad guys with a full payload under its wings and belly. The Air Force has nothing to do with it; don't blame them if he's donned kneepads and a bib. Besides, it's fashionable to claim that you're a veteran when you're begging. Walk up to anyone with a cardboard placard on a street corner and ask them and they'll always claim to be a veteran. It's part of the beggars' code. He's just doing what's expected of him by the Beggars Certification Council. ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!! Mike
SonOfSwamp Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by hausdok Originally posted by Steven Hockstein Originally posted by hausdok Balderdash, Everyone knows that I'm America's favorite home inspector. Wanna know how I know? Just ask me, I'll tell you I am. What better reference is there than that? I really have to do something about this poser! I guess I gotta go get myself certified as America's favorite inspector and put an end to this. OT - OF!!! M. I declare myself "Earth's Favorite Home Inspector", Certified by "ESHI".Dang! Why didn't I think of that? There I go again; not thinking grand enough. I guess I'm doomed to mediocrity. ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!! Mike I'll be your huckleberry. If you want certifying, I'll certify you. Mike is certified. There, it's done. Let me know when and where to send your certificate. Or, heck, consider this to be your certificate. However, we might all want to check out definitions #3 and #4 of "certified." cer·ti·fied /#712;s#604;rt#601;#716;fa#618;d/ ââ¬âadjective 1. having or proved by a certificate: a certified representative. 2. guaranteed; reliably endorsed: a certified check. id="blue"> 3. legally declared insane. 4. committed to a mental institution. WJid="blue">
hausdok Posted January 29, 2008 Report Posted January 29, 2008 Originally posted by SonOfSwamp Originally posted by hausdok Originally posted by Steven Hockstein Originally posted by hausdok Balderdash, Everyone knows that I'm America's favorite home inspector. Wanna know how I know? Just ask me, I'll tell you I am. What better reference is there than that? I really have to do something about this poser! I guess I gotta go get myself certified as America's favorite inspector and put an end to this. OT - OF!!! M. I declare myself "Earth's Favorite Home Inspector", Certified by "ESHI".Dang! Why didn't I think of that? There I go again; not thinking grand enough. I guess I'm doomed to mediocrity. ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!! Mike I'll be your huckleberry. If you want certifying, I'll certify you. Mike is certified. There, it's done. Let me know when and where to send your certificate. Or, heck, consider this to be your certificate. However, we might all want to check out definitions #3 and #4 of "certified." cer·ti·fied /#712;s#604;rt#601;#716;fa#618;d/ ââ¬âadjective 1. having or proved by a certificate: a certified representative. 2. guaranteed; reliably endorsed: a certified check. id="blue"> 3. legally declared insane. 4. committed to a mental institution. WJid="blue"> Ouch, On second thought, let's deep six the "certified" idea and be real quiet about it; I don't want my wife to hear about either one of those definitions. ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!! Mike
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