hausdok Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Hi, This has nothing to do with home inspections; or anything else really. It's just three dudes who're kind of light in the loafers. [utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExFATLlc9sE&rel=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1[/utube] OT - OF!!! Mike Many thanks to Jim Simmons (Mr. Electric) for sending this in.
Phillip Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Mike, When I clicked on your link in the post it took me to a place you had to sign in with a password to go to the message.
Steven Hockstein Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Originally posted by Phillip Mike, When I clicked on your link in the post it took me to a place you had to sign in with a password to go to the message. Ditto
hausdok Posted January 6, 2008 Author Report Posted January 6, 2008 OK, I think I've figured it out now; try it again. Danged computers, I hate these things! A few years ago, the conversation below could easily have been me talking in the role of Costello. ------------------------------------------- COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. How can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks, I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything, I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! ..... A few days later. ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. How can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START"............. ------------------------------------------------------- Many thanks to my stepmother, Rosi, for sending that one in. OT - OF!!! [:-dopey] M.
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