Monday Smile

[Terence McCann]

Several men are in the locker room of a gym.

A cell phone on the bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: "Hello"

Woman: " Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes"

Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is It ok if I buy it?"

Man: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

Man: " How much?"

Woman: "$60,000."

Man:" Ok, but for the price I want it with all the options."

Woman: " Great!" Oh, and one more thing..... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

Man: " Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

Woman: " Ok. I'll see you later! I love you."

Man: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: " Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"