Security system

[homnspector]

Got this e-mail from a friend today, its pretty good:

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots,

size 14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo

and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I

locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside."

[swarga]

Oh, that is gooood.

I will be telling that one again

Thanks for sharing.

[Bill Kibbel]

Not only funny but it would work. There may be a homeowners insurance premium reduction for that system.

My system:

• We moved to where there is hardly any crime.
• We live on a dead end road with only 6 other properties.
• The other homes are much nicer than ours.