The Little Giant Ladder?

[Robert E Lee]

I often tell folks that if I couldn't have my Little Giant I would quite inspecting homes, can't imagine using anything else. Like you Mark the only thing I have replaced are the rubber feet which wore out, however I had to pay for mine, guess I talked to the wrong person.

Robert E Lee

GENERAL Home Inspections, Inc

Rochester, MN

[Rob Amaral]

I put ladder-mits on all four legs of mine..

[StevenT]

It amazes me how we love our Little Giants, and never get tired of praising them. So, I couldn't help myself, and wrote this Little Giant jingle.

Here goes:

Little Giant ( to the tune of Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle)

I have a Little Giant,

I use it everyday

And when I'm done inspecting

It folds up an' I'm on my way

Oh, Giant, Giant ,Giant

I think your really great

I wish I would 'av invented you,

Once again I am too late.

It comes in different sizes

For those that wish to choose

If you buy one of each

There is no way to lose

... to be continued

[mgbinspect]

Watch out, Brian!

[]

[StevenT]

Rodgers and Hammerstein step aside, here comes Goodman and Turetsky! [:-bonc01][:-bonc01]

"The Yiddles with the Riddles"

[homnspector]

Forget it Steven, you are not getting a free ladder. Sorry.

Fritz Kelly, Little Giant Corp.

[cpimike]

Steve,

I had no idea of the level of talent contained in your little round body, can ya write one about mouthy realtors?

[StevenT]

Hey Mike,

How ya doing?

Sure, I do requests...

There once was a gal that sold houses,

had less scruples than a nest full of mouses.

When the deal was inspected,

the folks were protected,

by the honest H.I. they selected.

Mike, I always said,"If my legs were longer I'd be taller.

So, this came to mind.

There once was a guy Little Round,

often tested, and soon it was found.

However tall was the tree,

he chopped down 1,2,3

Little Round still stood tall on the ground.

Hope to see you soon, regards to Donald.

[Brian G]

Originally posted by StevenT

Rodgers and Hammerstein step aside, here comes Goodman and Turetsky!

Alas, I have no Little Giant to wax on about, so this one's all yours Steven. Watch out for Mr. Prickett too, he pens a mean limmerick occasionally.

Brian G.

Inclined to Rhyme,

From Time to Time [^]

[mgbinspect]

The Lament of a Brand Name Junkie

Though encouraged to purchase a knock-off

I now own my first little giant.

To all who encouraged I save my bucks,

forgive me for being defiant.

It's just that I have this idea,

I constantly put to the test,

that when one buys something important,

they might as well spring for the best.

I did see the HD Gorilla.

It's very nice, that's true.

But, it proved a wee bit weighty.

The little giant's quite heavy too.

You see, in the purchasing process,

a quirk haunts me till I'm a wreck.

A look at my tools and equipment reveals

I have trouble buying brand X.

Names like Chraftsman, Snap-on, etc.

turn me on! What can I say?

Not to mention that grand ole' phrase,

Made in the USA

But, thanks to the HI's who weighed in,

as I agonized over this buy.

You've all been ever so helpful.

To a man, that's truly no lie.

[:-eyebrow

[MelB]

I love the little giant ladders that i bought. Unfortunatly, I ended up with two of them, the same size. I'll probably be the first guy ever to ask this, but does anyone know someone who wants to trade their small one for my big one? [:-slaphap

[StevenT]

To mgb,

You da man!!!

[Rob Amaral]

The LG ladders 'are' mil-spec. Not a toilet seat in a B-52, but 'as good'. Check out shots of air-crews helping the pilots out. LGs... LGs. Why? Positive mechanical design..brains, thought. They were designed to satisfy military specs... Not that a mil-spec toilet seat is needed, but you can bet your GD life it is the best darn toilet seat in the world (maybe) ! Give me mil-spec stuff anyday.