hausdok Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Hi, Well, it hasn't influenced my life but it got me chuckling yesterday. "Sweetie, I'm beginning to suspect this 'Preparation H" stuff doesn't make teeth any whiter." [] Sherman the Shark from yesterday's Sherman's Lagoon comic strip. OT - OF!!! M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgbinspect Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 A new one... "Be at peace, not in pieces." - Swami Gi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Amaral Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Bumper sticker on car in front of me yesterday: "My Karma ran over my dogma" (Oldie...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgbinspect Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Mike, I don't suppose it would make them whiter, but it may make them tighter? [:-slaphap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Baird Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 "It's cheaper to educate a man than to incarcerate him."--Jesse Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADAIR Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 you will henceforth be known to all as barry barth adair Cooke County Adoption Judge i told you that was going to hurt MOM i gave you life and i can take it away MOM the doctors have done all they can do for you, if you make it through the night it will be a miracle ICU Nurse Vidui, a last-rights prayer we lost you for quite a while a number of times, welcome back! ICU Nurse i now pronounce you husband and wife JP IT'S A GIRL Daughter's OBGYN Nurse IT'S A BOY Grandson's OBGYN Nurse IT'S A BOY Grandson's OBGYN Nurse IT'S A GIRL Granddaughter's OBGYN Nurse why? because! heââ¬â¢s dead Numerous folks sheââ¬â¢s dead Numerous folks stand on one foot, lean your head back, close your eyes, touch your nose with your right.... TX DPS Officer i sentence you to ... TX Judge i'm happy to inform you that you passed the inspectors exam Sylvan i love you and iââ¬â¢m proud of you. Daniel F. Adair, my father, on his deathbed itââ¬â¢s time to wake up G-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Barber Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 To fix something you have to be smarter than what you are working on. unknown Tom Barber in VA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisprickett Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 " Fat, drunk, and stupid, is no way to go thru college, son." Dean Van Wormer- Animal House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hausdok Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Uh, I'm late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgbinspect Posted April 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Does there seem to be an underlying theme in the sayings that have affected Mike's life or is it just me?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingfoot Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Don't run with scissors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingfoot Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Lie to a liar, for lies are his coin; steal from a thief, for that is easy; lay a trap for the trickster and catch him at the first attempt, but beware of an honest man. Louis L'Amour The Walking Drum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingfoot Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 ... looked up in darkness at the hand-hewn rafters. A knowing hand had shaped them, a knowing hammer drove the pegs. There is a quiet beauty in such things as these, a beauty more than paint or chisel make, the beauty of quiet men, making strong things for their own use, shaping each piece with loving fingers. To the Far Blue Mountains Louis L'Amour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Morrison Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 "How do you maintain a handmade life, live your vision, find joy in making a living? Trust gut feelings, question decisions based on fear, and never linger where the truth cannot be spoken and the soul can't sing." Unattributed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgbinspect Posted May 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Good stuff, Jim! Reminds me of a quote that reinforces yours: "The power of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special efforts, but by his ordinary doing." - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelB Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 There is a phrase that I draw on a lot. It is deeper than it sounds, bu I will never forget the words my dear mother spoke to me on the evening of my 21st birthday. "Get your pants back on, and get out of the road!" Then, there is the ever popular "It is far better to ask forgiveness than permission" Anyone who hasn't seen them should tak ea look at www.demotivators.com from Despair Inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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