Sump/Ejector Pit lid gaskets

[Jerry Simon]

Okay, once removed from the pit lid, what's the dang secret to getting the lid gasket around a 2" pump discharge pipe back in place?

[Jim Katen]

Plumber's grease? 

[Chad Fabry]

soap and dirty talk

 

[Jerry Simon]

4 hours ago, Chad Fabry said:

soap and dirty talk

 

Dirty talk?  Like, oh sh*t, or gosh-dang?  Or, like, I'm gonna push this in. . .

Edited April 15, 2021 by Jerry Simon

[John Kogel]

1 hour ago, Jerry Simon said:

Dirty talk?  Like, oh sh*t, or gosh-dang?  Or, like, I'm gonna push this in. . .

Make a tea, Slippery Elm or Cascara bark if you have that. 😀

[Tom Raymond]

My wife asks me to turn on our antique oven.

"Ooh baby, it's gonna get hot in here."

[Marc]

On 4/14/2021 at 6:05 PM, Jerry Simon said:

Dirty talk?  Like, oh sh*t, or gosh-dang?  Or, like, I'm gonna push this in. . .

Ya know, when my father got mad, his cursing had a rhythm to it, like a song. We had to be careful not to laugh or he's get more angry.

[Bill Kibbel]

On 4/13/2021 at 5:09 PM, Jerry Simon said:

Okay, once removed from the pit lid, what's the dang secret to getting the lid gasket around a 2" pump discharge pipe back in place?

I always loosen up after a few drinks.