cute joke

[Chad Fabry]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. Two very attractive blonde women from South Carolina named Roxxy and Liz arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

Liz said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I am

completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop the

women jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! WE WON, WE WON!" They hugged each of the dealers and then the girls picked up their winnings and Liz's clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."

MORAL - Not all South Carolinians are stupid, and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men...