Frozen Pipes

[chrispitt]

How do you avoid Frozen Pipes?

[Mark P]

Move to Miami and employ an illegal Cuban immigrant to hold a hair dryer on your pipes at night.

[Les]

For me it is not very difficult to avoid frozen pipes. I have extrodinary vision and can usually spot them several blocks away. I try to stay out of their line-of-sight and scurry away the other direction. If this tactic does not work, I may just run as fast as I can directly away from them.

Frozen pipes should not be approached by children or the infirm.

This works for me, but others may find it too much exercise.

[Jim Baird]

When you get a Mr. Slushy or something like it, be careful not to pull too hard on the straw, else you get frozen pipes (windpipes, that is).

[John Kogel]

Bagpipes are best if they are kept frozen.