WHY I'M DEPRESSED!!

[rkenney]

WHY I'M DEPRESSED!!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

[hausdok]

Yeah,

I know, it's funny. Heard it before. Please post stuff that's going to foment a political torrent on some other site that likes that kind of stuff. We don't welcome discussions about politics or religion here.

Thanks.

ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!!

Mike