Les Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 In the mid-90's I had contract to inspect several funeral homes. At nearly every location there were hundreds of urns, boxes, buckets and bottles of ashes that went unclaimed. Some were from the early 1900's. The buyer required all the "containers" be removed prior to close. Some were buried in communal grave and some went to the dumpster. Plumbing was an issue in more than one location. I also did radon screenings for each location. The whole job was different to say the least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottpat Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Now that we have drifted to the morbid subject of death and ashes; I have told my family that I would like to have my ashes passed around the family so everyone gets me for a year. Exchange dad at Christmas time, kind of the gift that keeps on giving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Dear Scott, Please remove me from you list. Thank You Your Friend, Les Van Alstine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghentjr Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 There is a place in South Florida that will take your ashes, mix them with concrete in any number of different forms and place them in a section of the ocean as part of an artificial reef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erby Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I know several realtors whose ashes should be mixed into the form of a large dickhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bain Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 I wonder if ghosts get to choose who they haunt? If so, I would absolutely situate my undead self in a sorority house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben H Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 I wonder if ghosts get to choose who they haunt? If so, I would absolutely situate my undead self in a sorority house. I've heard it's got something to do with unfinished business you had in your life. Do you have unfinished business in a sorority house? If not, school should be starting soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHI in AR Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 I wonder if ghosts get to choose who they haunt? If so, I would absolutely situate my undead self in a sorority house. Somehow that's not a surprising comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bain Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Well, as for unfinished business, a lot of those chicks wound up hating my guts, and probably still do . . . so I dunno. Maybe they're supposed to sorta haunt me while I haunt them. It's really much too deep for my superficial mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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