The Haunted House

[Les]

In the mid-90's I had contract to inspect several funeral homes. At nearly every location there were hundreds of urns, boxes, buckets and bottles of ashes that went unclaimed. Some were from the early 1900's. The buyer required all the "containers" be removed prior to close. Some were buried in communal grave and some went to the dumpster.

Plumbing was an issue in more than one location. I also did radon screenings for each location. The whole job was different to say the least!

[Scottpat]

Now that we have drifted to the morbid subject of death and ashes; I have told my family that I would like to have my ashes passed around the family so everyone gets me for a year. Exchange dad at Christmas time, kind of the gift that keeps on giving!

[Les]

Dear Scott,

Please remove me from you list. Thank You

Your Friend,

Les Van Alstine

[ghentjr]

There is a place in South Florida that will take your ashes, mix them with concrete in any number of different forms and place them in a section of the ocean as part of an artificial reef.

[Erby]

I know several realtors whose ashes should be mixed into the form of a large dickhead!

[Bain]

I wonder if ghosts get to choose who they haunt? If so, I would absolutely situate my undead self in a sorority house.

[Ben H]

I wonder if ghosts get to choose who they haunt? If so, I would absolutely situate my undead self in a sorority house.

I've heard it's got something to do with unfinished business you had in your life. Do you have unfinished business in a sorority house? If not, school should be starting soon.

[AHI in AR]

I wonder if ghosts get to choose who they haunt? If so, I would absolutely situate my undead self in a sorority house.

Somehow that's not a surprising comment...

[Bain]

Well, as for unfinished business, a lot of those chicks wound up hating my guts, and probably still do . . . so I dunno.

Maybe they're supposed to sorta haunt me while I haunt them. It's really much too deep for my superficial mind.