Just so ya know.

[gtblum]

Face Book ratted Bain out.

Happy Birthday, Jon.

[Chad Fabry]

Happy Birthday Jon! Luckily for you, your lifestyle has likely required hundreds of doses of antibiotics- at this point you may be immune even to aging.

[mgbinspect]

Happy X-Rated Birthday Bain! Somehow, I know that's what's ahead for you.

That reminds me of my days as a cab driver while in college. I picked up a hot chick that was wearing merely a mink coat and high heals. She was on her way to her boyfriend's house for his birthday. She made one stop on the way to pick up a six pack.

And, yes, she removed all doubt that the mink coat and high heels were the extent of her atire. That vision is as crystal clear today as it was on that day. She was smokin' [:-thumbu]

I told her, in jest, it was my birthday too, but she was unimpressed - on a mission.

[Tom Raymond]

John,

I hope you have a better day than the guy at this thread: https://www.inspectorsjournal.com/forum ... C_ID=14072

Seems the poor bastard mistook a badger for a beaver[]

Happy birthday!

[Brandon Whitmore]

Happy B-day Jon.

[kurt]

Hey, I can't get into the old man's Facebook page.......

How old is the sumbitch?

Happy Bday, regardless.

[hausdok]

Happy Birthday, Jon

Enjoy your day; indulge in everything you know you always want but keep putting off 'cuz you know it isn't really good for you. One day won't hurt.

ONE TEAM - ONE FIGHT!!!

Mike

[Bain]

Thanks, everybody. I worked this morning, but I'm officially screwing off this afternoon.

My mother is cooking dinner, later, after which me and my gal will share a bottle of wine and take it from there.

Birthdays are strange; they're days of celebration, yet also reflection. Thanks to everyone here for putting up with my moods and the silly things I sometimes say. You guys are da best.

[Terence McCann]

Birthdays are strange; they're days of celebration, yet also reflection.

And then there comes a point when they just come around to damn fast.

Have fun my friend - you may want to give me the phone number of your bondsman or probation officer in advance.

[:-party][:-party][:-party]

[Nolan Kienitz]

Happy Birthday - Jon ...

I consider the maturing process like a bottle of fine wine. Just gets better with 'age' ... [:-thumbu]

[Jerry Simon]

Best man at my wedding 33 years ago. . .it's his birthday, too, today. He's gay. I always thought, well, nevermind.

[Robert Jones]

Happy birthday Bain! Hope you have a great year ahead.

[Phillip]

Party Down!!!!! Have a good one. Enjoy the fun while you can.

[AHI in AR]

All the best, JB.

Don't do anything that strains any muscles...

[Jim Morrison]

A kind sentiment, but our Dawg is 50! What does that leave? Shoot, no need to worry, he's been asleep for three hours now, I'm sure.

[Bain]

Yes, fifty, which at one time seemed incredibly old to me. Then again, I suppose it's all relative.

But here I am, fifty years old, sitting in bed, and holding a cup of coffee at five-something in the morning.

The woman beside me is still asleep. Her blonde hair, the aroma of which is delicious, is spilled over the pillow, and there's something soothing and hypnotic about the gentle breaths she takes. She's probably too young for me, but at least for today, that isn't important.

At our feet, a German Shepherd is stretched across the covers. His aroma is decidedly not delicious, but his soul is pure, and he is family.

Fifty . . .

At this precise moment in time, fifty is okay.

[Chad Fabry]

What a lovely sentiment.

At this precise moment in time, fifty is okay.

Last night my wife and I went to see our son's band play at a college bar. My wife is ageless and fit right in, I look 50. At that precise moment, 50 wasn't okay.