Time for true confessions of a home inspector. Several years ago I decided to limit our inspections. Still stay with the SOP's, but cut them way down. I implemented little changes - Went to a narrative, checklist report, spent more time managing client expectations by the office, etc. I would NOT suggest you do this. It worked for us.
Sometimes, just sometimes you need lots of words. It makes you look smart. For instance, don't just tell the real estate lady she is "hot". Stretch it out and tell her she is beautiful, smart, your hero and hot!