I thought about that. I'de rather not have the publicity. Things are starting to pick up for me. With a full time job under my belt as well as the HI bit, I don't wanna go crazy. Believe me when I tell you, a home inspector will not be showered with publicity unless he does something shockingly bad, like accidentally setting off a mortar round inside a house. At most, you'll get a 2-minute bit on one of the local TV stations, which all viewers will forget within minutes. Oh, and there's this: Hardly any reporter/producer/director would consider an old mortar round in an attic to be news. Every time I ever got on TV, the only uptick in customer contact was a few rustics calling me up and asking me if I could fetch dead animals from crawl spaces. WJ PS: My predecessor at my old paper offered this about fame: "At most," she said, "it's third-string-minor-league catcher fame." At least you were able to get dinner out of it.